Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail -- No really, thanks. All Wesley Snipes wanted to you to do was write a heartfelt character reference to stop a judge from sending him to jail for three years on a tax evasion charge, and you ended up jabbering on about how close together your birthdays are. You really are a great big dipshit.
In fact, it’s probably all your fault that Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in jail yesterday. But you’ve only hurt yourself, you know – now that Wesley Snipes is in jail, you can kiss goodbye to any notion you had about making Money Train 2: Money Train In Space before 2011.
Wesley Snipes Goes To Jail -- Let this be a lesson to all potential tax-dodgers – not filing your taxes is officially 192,292 times more serious than driving into oncoming traffic blasted off your mind on drugs. Because when Nicole Richie did the latter she spent 82 minutes in jail, but now that Wesley Snipes has been convicted of the former he’s been sentenced to three years in jail.
That’s not a total surprise – we learnt that Wesley Snipes could face a three-year jail sentence earlier this month – but in a justice system that usually goes light on celebrities whether they’ve illegally bought some guns or allegedly shot a woman in the face, it’s quite rare for a star to get lumbered with a maximum sentence for anything.
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